一個財務專業顧問收到新印的名片後，氣急敗壞地打電話向印刷廠抗議…
「你們搞什麼鬼？我的名片印成『專業顧門』，少了一個口啦！」
「對不起！對不起，我們馬上幫您重印！」
數日後，重新印的名片寄來了……。
上面頭銜印著「專業顧門口」！?
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2012/10/4
我們IT部門的博士處長
感謝長官開這麼久的會 讓我有活得更久的感覺!!!!!
博士長官問一個問題「一個Core跟一個Processer的差別」
這個答案大家都知道 我知道博士一定知道答案在裝弱
所以大家在幫忙解釋時 我選擇沉默
因為博士是故意問的 不管大家回答什麼 他一定會覺得大家沒有回答到他的問題
全世界他不懂的東西 沒有人懂....
他整個是在諷刺資料庫廠商by core計價太過於野蠻
他論文是做compiler沒道理計算機組織與結構不熟的說!!!!!
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博士長官問一個問題「一個Core跟一個Processer的差別」
這個答案大家都知道 我知道博士一定知道答案在裝弱
所以大家在幫忙解釋時 我選擇沉默
因為博士是故意問的 不管大家回答什麼 他一定會覺得大家沒有回答到他的問題
全世界他不懂的東西 沒有人懂....
他整個是在諷刺資料庫廠商by core計價太過於野蠻
他論文是做compiler沒道理計算機組織與結構不熟的說!!!!!
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2012/10/3
不要想說要有「畢其功於一役」的想法
在這種單位�開發程式，使用人員腦袋空空，也不知道他要的是什麼？
他的時間都是黃金，我們programmer都住在美國，有一堆美國時間，
需求大概就比如這樣一句「給我每個月各型投影機的出貨量及明細」，
什麼按鈕在左邊，右邊？可以怎麼做？一點想法都沒有。
最麻煩的就是，你認真寫一個版本出來，他們又有一大堆意見要修改。
好像不嫌一下表示他不懂、不厲害的意思，總之就是要做很多白功...
怎麼應付呢？不要想說要有「畢其功於一役」的想法
反正前三個版本都給他爛爛的半成品，
那我就用group by拉出一個醜醜的報表，我連中文翻譯我都懶得想，
反正一定會被嫌，我就故意讓他嫌，等他嫌累了，
自然他會認真想出一個比較接近他想要的樣子，
如果你感覺到她真的想要的是什麼，
而且以自己多年的資訊素養來評估是合理的，
再認真寫一版給他。
這樣就不會被氣死了....
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他的時間都是黃金，我們programmer都住在美國，有一堆美國時間，
需求大概就比如這樣一句「給我每個月各型投影機的出貨量及明細」，
什麼按鈕在左邊，右邊？可以怎麼做？一點想法都沒有。
最麻煩的就是，你認真寫一個版本出來，他們又有一大堆意見要修改。
好像不嫌一下表示他不懂、不厲害的意思，總之就是要做很多白功...
怎麼應付呢？不要想說要有「畢其功於一役」的想法
反正前三個版本都給他爛爛的半成品，
那我就用group by拉出一個醜醜的報表，我連中文翻譯我都懶得想，
反正一定會被嫌，我就故意讓他嫌，等他嫌累了，
自然他會認真想出一個比較接近他想要的樣子，
如果你感覺到她真的想要的是什麼，
而且以自己多年的資訊素養來評估是合理的，
再認真寫一版給他。
這樣就不會被氣死了....
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一天一杯紅茶拿鐵
紅茶拿鐵又跟我和好了，
而且還越級挑戰咖啡成功，
我很確定...很確定...我為什麼對咖啡因過敏。
對我而言咖啡因還可以減肥...
於是，我活著的原動力.....一天一杯紅茶拿鐵，全糖，我是螞蟻....
我喝、故我在。
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而且還越級挑戰咖啡成功，
我很確定...很確定...我為什麼對咖啡因過敏。
對我而言咖啡因還可以減肥...
於是，我活著的原動力.....一天一杯紅茶拿鐵，全糖，我是螞蟻....
我喝、故我在。
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2012/10/2
我有一個極為消極的人生觀
我有一個極為消極的人生觀
什麼都很快放棄 什麼都不想爭取
過一天算一天的宅宅人生
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什麼都很快放棄 什麼都不想爭取
過一天算一天的宅宅人生
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