2012/10/16

裝模作樣

「這世界上有九成的人看表面功夫,剩下的一成連表面功夫都不看!」

你說表面功夫重要不重要!

我們常常把走道的高架地板掀到主管要閃來閃去,
這就叫做有做事,XD...根本沒佈線好不好...

這個我還是給新進同仁教會的,
因為他有當兵,而我沒有。

原來當兵教的是這些喔!!! 開了眼界了...
後來我被他教會了 所以就晉升了
原來職場就是這麼表面功夫...

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2012/10/15

電腦術語都在比虎爛的

Power Optimized With Enhanced Reduced Instruction Set Computing Personal
Computer

電腦術語都在比虎爛的
比如 Super甚麼碗糕的
Hyper甚麼碗糕的
Ultra甚麼碗糕的!!!!

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2012/10/12

強大的備審資料

人家說人老了只能緬懷過去,
今天我就來好好緬懷一下,證明我已經老了!!!!

時機拉回1998年,推薦甄試要當.泰.大.的學弟,
推薦甄試,甚麼面試都是給自己人直升,
對於我們外來的新住民,只是形式上的,並不會太高的分數,
所以就是要靠強大的備審資料,到底有多強大,
男子不玩那種娘娘腔的遊戲,沒有在謙虛的!

1. 大一上應數系第二名
2. 轉系生
3. 大三上資訊系第一名
4. 全國資訊基本能力測驗10th/8xx,PR 98.8x
5. 專業科目平均8x分。(只有不到5科<80)
6. 共同科目6x分。(<==XD, 這個也很強大,這表示我真的對資訊有興趣,國文、歷
史、憲法全部6x)

推薦甄試面試時到底問什麼?一個專業科目也沒有問,
自我介紹完,就被問到「你有沒有女朋友?」,這等同宣告「你必上了!」

之後我找coding的工作,幾乎幾乎沒有被問到專業問題過。
有一間遊戲公司問我:「甚麼是動態記憶體配置?」
我回答候補了一槍:「.....,這不是很簡單,每個人都會嗎?」(被我直接打臉!!!)
面試官回答說:「可是就是有人不會啊!」然後他就不問了...我的C語言拿到97分他居
然問這個。

2001年手上是滿手職缺...當然這都是老人的回憶囉!!!!
會到這間公司上班的原因只是我身體的因素...


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2012/10/9

幫人家配電腦,至少要用到讓他覺得舊到不想用,

組8G是因為:

1. 雙通道
2. 便宜

組16G是因為:
1. SONG
2. SONG
3. SONG

組8G的原因主要不是記憶體loading,是因為:

1. 雙通道
2. 便宜
3. 未來擴充性

幫人家配電腦,至少要用到讓他覺得舊到不想用,
而不是很快就不夠用,我會

加大POWER
加大RAM

免得他日後又很快地來找我
當然正妹除外...

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2012/10/8

當踩不是的青銅小強。

相對於短暫兩年的研究所生涯,
我對於四年的大學生涯比較有感情多了,
每個大學同學,
青銅五小強的同窗情誼,
也像Keroro小隊一般,
Or 科學忍者隊
都相當有自己的特色,
至於上班之後,同事都戴著面具上班,
感覺上每一個都是一樣的臉,
無臉的人工智慧(改),一點都沒有特色極了,
枯燥無聊至極,我25歲畢業後就過著這樣的悲慘日子。

回到我的大學同學,
先講一號蠻力,
得意技: 蠻力衝
故鄉: 宜蘭, 所以宜蘭我們稱之為蠻力村

蠻力,顧名思義,力大無窮,很容易弄壞東西,但人卻是很善良的,
常常在電腦教室裡把鍵盤架弄壞了,或者把雨傘一撐開就斷掉了,
然後補上一句「這個○○做的真爛,一點也不堅固!」明明就是他不知道整麼控制力
量,
所以他說什麼都是對的,沒有人可以反駁他,現在在FB上,不管他說什麼,董或者不
懂,反正跟著按讚就對了。

第二號,龜毛球
得意技: 龜縮
故鄉: 屏東
成天在BBS與女生talk,有無數的網友,我還陪他見過一次網友...

第三號,企業號艦長TVBS
得意技: 光炮
故鄉: 高雄
整天幻想他是企業號艦長,翱翔於宇宙無知的領悟,喔!好像不對!是未知領域...

在學校宿舍沒事喜歡放沖天炮,無聊也逼一下,讀書讀累得也逼一下,紓壓,但我相當
有品,過10點不放,一次只放一隻。
在BBS的Dorm版上,就會看到有人出來幹繳,但心裡卻十分舒暢,每次我放炮之後,左
鄰右舍就會衝到我寢室裡,
說「幹!GGJ!」

第三號,滷蛋
故鄉: 台中
講話像含一個滷蛋,後來我們叫他Big-O,就是大滷蛋的意思。

第五號,就是小弟我,GGJ,為什麼是GGJ,不是GGY,也不是GYY呢?
得意技: 放炮
故鄉: 高雄

標準宅男一枚,政大女生多,抽過好幾次學伴,但沒打過半次電話,
在學校宿舍沒事喜歡放沖天炮,無聊也逼一下,讀書讀累得也逼一下,紓壓,但我相當
有品,過10點不放,一次只放一隻。
在BBS的Dorm版上,就會看到有人出來幹繳,但心裡卻十分舒暢,每次我放炮之後,左
鄰右舍就會衝到我寢室裡,
說「幹!GGJ!」


現況,大家都是資訊系的黃金12宮「科學園區」當黃金聖鬥士去了,只有我一個還在下
港地區,當踩不是的青銅小強。


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